Congratulations! At a 44% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.
Detailed Diagnosis

- Interpersonal Insights
You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. - Job Performance & Attitude
You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. - Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Hope for the best; prepare for the worst." Based on what we know about you, you're going to need a lot of preparation.
ΤΙ ΚΑΝΩ ΤΩΡΑ? ΝΤΟΥ ΑΪ ΠΑΝΙΚ ΟΡ ΝΟΤ?
ΛΟΛ ΛΟΛ ΛΟΛ!